SERIOUS

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''

Note: Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister (PM) of INDIA

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.

A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"

Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar answered " No No Me ! Banta Singh"

Third one came and asked the same
question, Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach.

He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?". The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am relaxing.

The Sardar slapped him on
his face and said "Idiot, they are all searching for you and you are sitting here"

Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?

Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.

Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...

Call centre girl:Sir,I'm sorry, anything wrong?

Sardar: I'm not asking my current bill.I'm asking my mobile bill.. Don't be a fool. Be wise like me.

Call centre girl: ???!!!

sardar returns from London. He calls his wife and asks her, "Do I look like a foreigner?"

She says no.

The answer angers him. "Look carefully, do I look like a foreigner?"

She again replies in the negative. By now the sardar is fuming.

He yells: "Come close and see, do I look like a foreigner?"

The wife says: "No."

The sardar who is seething with rage says: "All those women in London were fools. Every time I went out they would say: `Look a foreigner`."

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NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....

Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now, you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY !!

Once a sardar had to learn two essays for the exam. One is about friend and the other is about father. He had studied only about friend. But in the exam the essay asked was about father. Sardar dint give up. He replaced father with friend in the essay and it read:

"I am a very fatherly person, I have lots of fathers, My best father is my neighbor."

He ended the essay as, "A father in need is a father in deed....!"

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road......Why? "just to confirm whether he is going or coming back from the office!!!!"

A woman had 8 sons all named Kelvin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular she replied : I call them by their surname !!

Koi apne biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki,badal garje , jor se barish shuru hui. ye dekh kar dukhi aadmi bola Lagta hai pahunch gai.

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. sees inside and close it .Wife observed the whole episode Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doctor told to check the sugar level regularly.

Angry Sardar:Oye mein ish duniya ko mita dunga -mita dunga- mita dunga. Another sardar standing beside said me tujhe rubber nahi dunga.